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Cartoon movies Shrek online for free in HD. Episode Title: Shrek. Episode Description: An ogre, in order to regain his swamp, travels along with an annoying donkey in order to bring a princess to a scheming lord, wishing himself King. Category : Shrek the third watchcartoononline Show more.


But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knigts had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.

Like that's ever gonna happen.

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Let's get it! Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?

Now, ogres. They're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.

Thank you.

Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast. Back, beast! I warn ya! And stay out! Fairy tale creatures. This one's full. Take it away! Move it along. Come on! Get up! Your fiying days are over. Keep quiet! I'll never be stubborn again.

I can change. Give me another chance! What have you got? I'm a real boy. Take it away. Don't let them do this! Help me! Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it. He's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt. I've heard enough.

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He does. I can talk.

I love to talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw.

I swear! He can talk! I can fly! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! He's getting away!

Get him! This way! You and what army?

Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here. I was talking to you. Can I tell you that you that you was great back here? Those guards! They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam!

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They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that. And I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you. You're mean, green, fightin' machine. Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us.

Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you don't mind me sayin', if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause you breath stinks! You almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time.

Than I ate some rotten berries. I had strong gases eking out of my butt that day.

It's no wonder you don't have any friends. Only a true friend would be that cruelly honest.

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Take a look at me. What am I? Really tall? I'm an ogre! You know. What's you name?

Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek? You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me thing. I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You all right.

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Look at that. Who'd want to live in place like that? Production Recounting the inspiration of making the film, producer John H. Williams said: "Every development deal starts with a pitch and my pitch came from my then kindergartner, in collaboration with his pre-school brother. Upon our second reading of Shrek, the kindergartner started quoting large segments of the book pretending he could read them.

Even as an adult, I thought Shrek was outrageous, irreverent, iconoclastic, gross, and just a lot of fun. Shrek, the protagonist of movie is a green and large ogre.

Princess Fiona expect true love to break the spell. Donkey, a talking jackass is Shrek's companion. Fiona an ogress, other appearance of Princess. Lord Farquaad is a very short and cruel prince of immense castle DuLoc. Dragon is a pink dragoness who falls for Donkey. Capitain of the Guards. Magic Mirror.

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